LOS ANGELES- Movie fans were stunned on Thursday to hear that, in addition to the upcoming "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls," megastar Harrison Ford is also preparing for an immediate sequel, to shoot after the fourth entry in the series.
Details on the sure-to-be blockbuster are scant, but insiders have revealed the title will be "Indiana Hones and the Retirement Home of the Gods."
"Apparently the plot centers around [Jones] searching for Mt. Flaccidus, the mythical place where heroes go when they tire of fighting or their family gets sick of them," an anonymous insider says. "But first he must grapple with Nazi retirees in order to find the Golden Wheelchair, the only method of reaching the mountain's summit."
This announcement comes after criticism that Ford is getting too old for action films.
Fox executive William Myers counters by claiming "Harrison is doing an excellent job of keeping fit and he's as vibrant as he ever was."
When reached for comment, Ford simply crapped his pants and mumbled incoherently about a dog he had in his youth.
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HAHA. Great, Andrew. Well done.
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